Category Archives: Past

The D& D Rules of Life. 1st Edition.

GOD is the D.M. of this World. You better roll correct or don’t roll at all.

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Times I Almost Died* * Not Updated To Include Recent Instances of Near-Death.

If ever your the moments of your life lack meaning, take a moment to write down on a piece of paper all the times you almost died. Next time things get meaningless, pull out the piece of paper as a … Continue reading

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Shetland Ponies are even meaner than Koala Bears.

“Precious the Shetland Pony” Them shetlands are mean lil’ sons o bitches…there was a tow-truck driver lives around me had a few and he regaled once as he towed my truck home all about how mean and ornery they are. … Continue reading

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Text me Yr Haiku.

Nervous Breakdown Haiku Series .1 Via Email How drunk did I get / Oh lord what did I write? / Rain through the  window Profile Deleted Your Sarcasm is Forfeit / Like Your Free 3 Day Trial / Match.com 34.95 … Continue reading

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Ganesh: Remover of Obstacles and My Personal Friend.

I. I have a long history of offending the Hindu deity Ganesh, the Elephant -headed remover of obstacles. He is a kind god, so perhaps after all this time he has become something of a friend to me. My first … Continue reading

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Places to NOT meet Women.

Thursday, February 14, 2008 Valentines Day at the Mall. I went to Briarwood Mall after work on Valentine’s Day. The first time I’d been in there in like a year. I didn’t go for any special reason. Figured I’d look … Continue reading

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Great Moments in Celibacy from the 1995 Computer.

1995 Computer Archive: Great Moments in Celibacy.    GREAT MOMENTS IN CELIBACY: This Celibate Moment: Brought to You By Denny’s. “After a Super-Slam and a gallon of bad coffee, you won’t be fucking anything…You’ll just be shitting your guts out.” … Continue reading

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SawBoss.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 1995 Computer: All HAIL SAWBOSS!   To: Lansing Syndicated T.V. From: Detroit Area Syndicated T.V. ?Como? Methinks we  are coming from completely different local syndication areas. To quote the youth of today (rather than telling you to … Continue reading

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April 3, 2003

4/03/00                        “If something is good for you, take it up. Continue it. If something is harmful to you, don’t do it. Discontinue it.”       The Buddha “I beeped when I shouda bopped.”       Dizzy Gillespie   I.   Visualization of the … Continue reading

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Close Call on Craigslist.

Saturday, March 29, 2008 Close call on Craigslist.   I. I have a confession. I have an addiction to Craigslist. Well, more specifically, to the Craigslist personals. Oh, it began innocently, like all addictions do, out of boredom. First I just … Continue reading

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